I love HU (when it woooorks)

Je viens de me lever, un bol de café « petit déjeuner » Tassimo plus tard, je m’installe sur Everest :

Deeeeeeep tables !

Starting game 4427720592.

cedr137 is at seat 0 with $622.40.
Lemm is at seat 1 with $630.

The dealer is seat 0.

cedr137 posts a blind of $1.
Lemm posts a blind of $2.

(cedr137 is dealt %%Ah %%Ac.)

Pre-flop:
cedr137 raises $4.
Lemm raises $12.
cedr137 raises $29.
Lemm raises $94.
cedr137 goes all-in for $575.40.
Lemm goes all-in for $489.
$7.60 is pushed back to Lemm.

Showdown:

Lemm shows: %%9s %%9c

cedr137 shows: %%Ah %%Ac

The flop comes
%%Th %%Jc %%Kd.
The turn comes %%4c.
The river comes %%3s.

cedr137 shows: %%Ah %%Ac
%%Ah %%Ac %%Kd %%Jc %%Th
A pair of Aces

Lemm shows: %%9s %%9c
%%9s %%9c %%Kd %%Jc %%Th
A pair of Nines

cedr137 wins pot ($1,243.80).

1ère main sur une autre table :

Starting game 4427649313.

soce-thomate is at seat 0 with $200.
cedr137 is at seat 1 with $144.

The dealer is seat 1.

cedr137 posts a blind of $1.
soce-thomate posts a blind of $2.

(cedr137 is dealt %%Ah %%Kh.)

Pre-flop:
cedr137 raises $4.
soce-thomate raises $12.
cedr137 raises $29.
soce-thomate raises $94.
cedr137 goes all-in for $97.
soce-thomate calls for $3.

Showdown:

soce-thomate shows: %%Js %%Jh

cedr137 shows: %%Ah %%Kh

The flop comes
%%6c %%5d %%5s.
The turn comes %%3d.
The river comes %%Ac.

soce-thomate shows: %%Js %%Jh
%%Js %%Jh %%5d %%5s %%Ac
Two Pair, Jacks and Fives

cedr137 shows: %%Ah %%Kh
%%Ac %%Ah %%5d %%5s %%Kh
Two Pair, Aces and Fives

cedr137 wins pot ($287).


Quelques mains + tard :

Starting game 4427710649.

soce-thomate is at seat 0 with $197.
cedr137 is at seat 1 with $290.40.

The dealer is seat 0.

soce-thomate posts a blind of $1.
cedr137 posts a blind of $2.

(cedr137 is dealt %%8c %%7c.)

Pre-flop:
soce-thomate raises $4.
cedr137 calls for $4.

The flop comes
%%Qd %%7s %%5h.

cedr137 checks.
soce-thomate bets $12.
cedr137 calls for $12.

The turn comes %%Td.

cedr137 checks.
soce-thomate bets $29.
cedr137 calls for $29.

The river comes %%2c.

cedr137 checks.
soce-thomate goes all-in for $150. <-- He is on tilt, this is obvious !
cedr137 calls for $150. <-- Insta hero call of course

Showdown:

soce-thomate shows: %%9c %%3s
%%Qd %%Td %%9c %%7s %%5h
Queen high

cedr137 shows: %%8c %%7c
%%7s %%7c %%Qd %%Td %%8c
A pair of Sevens

cedr137 wins pot ($393).

session de 11.7 minutes : 975$, 42 mains jouées, 1161.43BB/100

easy game.

SHIP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

c bien la tassimo? j hesite a en acheter une…

Au moins t’as pas à faire le café :slight_smile:

Ah ouais, ca fait rever !

En l’air pour 100BB ou 300BB : meme combat ! :laugh:

975€ / 1€20 (le café) tu vas pouvoir aller e, boire qq1 au bar…

LOL, si vous voyez ce que je veux dire.

Classe,dépense pas tout en cafés,pour parer aux cas ou les hero call ne fonctionneront pas (genre le mec qui touche sa paire de 10 au turn).:smiley:

Je préfère le nespresso what else perso mais bon c’est une question de gout
Sinon, gg ! :slight_smile:

au fait, LOL

Me suis repris des belles saloperies après :

A9 vs 55 sur un flop A95 …

77 vs KJ sur flop 393, il shove et touche son K river…

Le mec qui me call 2barells avec 59o sur un flop Ax5 et hit son 9 river

C’est la fête.

Me reste 225$ des 1K ! :pinch:

C’est le moment de faire une pause alors cdr137 :wink:

Ma foi, j’ai été mangé après avoir gueulé « PUTAIN MAIS C’EST PAS POSSIBLE » (bonne impression auprès des darons)

Là j’suis sur 8 tables de NL200, j’attends du poisson.

imo

***** Hand History for Game 11220739136 *****
$600.00 USD NL Texas Hold’em - Thursday, March 19, 11:25:07 ET 2009
Table Samia (heads up) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: jier67 ( $945.50 USD )
Seat 2: dogspot ( $1335.50 USD )
dogspot posts small blind [$3.00 USD].
jier67 posts big blind [$6.00 USD].
Dealt to jier67 [ Th 9h ]
** Dealing down cards **
dogspot raises [$15.00 USD]
jier67 raises [$60.00 USD]
dogspot calls [$48.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, 6s, 3s ]
jier67 bets [$95.00 USD]
dogspot calls [$95.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ As ]
jier67 bets [$195.00 USD]
dogspot calls [$195.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
jier67 bets [$589.50 USD]
dogspot folds
jier67 wins $589.50 USD
jier67 wins $711.50 USD from main pot

soce tomate omg stune fish énorme…mais elle est cool même si elle se crois bonne:kiss:

[spoiler]Ca doit foutre la gaule de bon matin ? Non ?[/spoiler]

hey gringo il est bon ton café :laugh:

[x] Faire des shoots en NL600 en étant totalement underollé c’est EV-
[x] Mais parfois, ça rapporte


***** Hand History for Game 1325212625 ***** (Absolute)
$600.00 USD NL Texas Hold’em - Saturday March 21 10:21:01 ET 2009
Table RAYSON ST (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 6: Funky_Docker ( $786.75 USD )
Seat 4: CEDR137 ( $742.27 USD )
Funky_Docker posts small blind $3.00 USD .
CEDR137 posts big blind $6.00 USD .
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to CEDR137 %%Kd %%Ac
Funky_Docker raises $15.00 USD
CEDR137 raises $54.00 USD
Funky_Docker calls $42.00 USD
** Dealing Flop ** %%Td %%8s %%8d
CEDR137 checks
Funky_Docker checks
** Dealing Turn ** %%Ah
CEDR137 bets $72.00 USD
Funky_Docker calls $72.00 USD
** Dealing River ** %%5c
CEDR137 bets $210.00 USD
Funky_Docker calls $210.00 USD
CEDR137 shows %%Kd %%Ac
CEDR137 wins $683.25 USD from main pot
Funky_Docker shows %%Jh %%As


***** Hand History for Game 1325214737 ***** (Absolute)
$600.00 USD NL Texas Hold’em - Saturday March 21 10:23:02 ET 2009
Table RAYSON ST (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 6: Funky_Docker ( $1197.00 USD )
Seat 4: CEDR137 ( $1082.77 USD )
Funky_Docker posts small blind $3.00 USD .
CEDR137 posts big blind $6.00 USD .
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to CEDR137 %%Qc %%Qh
Funky_Docker raises $15.00 USD
CEDR137 raises $54.00 USD
Funky_Docker raises $162.00 USD
CEDR137 calls $120.00 USD
** Dealing Flop ** %%4s %%9d %%Jh
CEDR137 checks
Funky_Docker bets $264.00 USD
CEDR137 calls $264.00 USD
** Dealing Turn ** %%Ts
CEDR137 bets $638.77 USD
Funky_Docker folds
CEDR137 wins $638.77 USD
CEDR137 wins $887.25 USD from main pot


***** Hand History for Game 1325215899 ***** (Absolute)
$600.00 USD NL Texas Hold’em - Saturday, March 21, 10:24:07 ET 2009
Table RAYSON ST (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 4: CEDR137 ( $1517.02 USD )
Seat 6: Funky_Docker ( $762.00 USD )
CEDR137 posts small blind[$3.00 USD.
Funky_Docker posts big blind $6.00 USD.
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to CEDR137 %%Ac %%As
CEDR137 raises $12.00 USD
Funky_Docker raises $45.00 USD
CEDR137 raises $105.00 USD
Funky_Docker calls $69.00 USD
** Dealing Flop ** %%Qd %%2d %%4d
Funky_Docker checks
CEDR137 bets $738.00 USD
Funky_Docker calls $642.00 USD
CEDR137 wins $96.00 USD
** Dealing Turn ** %%7h
** Dealing River ** %%5d
CEDR137 shows %%Ac %%As
Funky_Docker shows %%8c %%Qc
CEDR137 wins $1523.25 USD from main pot

1570$ de gain ship it. Quelqu’un me stack pour cette limite ? :<

doublon

[x] Good Run
[ ] Sustainable
[x] Good for ego

[url]http://www.pokertableratings.com/topwinners.php?site=5&structure=1&stakes=2&timeframe=today&=[/url] ← good for ego bis

Encore une preuve que c’est rigged :stuck_out_tongue:

C’est ce qu’ils pensent aussi :frowning:

NO CHOICE: run hotttter
CEDR137: i’ll try
NO CHOICE: ez game
CEDR137: pretty

puis il leave après avoir payé 75BB avec la 4ème paire :

NO CHOICE: too hot
CEDR137: k


Sinon y a aussi le AQ vs KJ qui trouve la Q river (J turn) :

DALLAS20: LOL
DALLAS20: again
CEDR137: :slight_smile:
DALLAS20: river central
DALLAS20: still not lucky?
CEDR137: best hand preflop won

puis :

DALLAS20: lol u lucky bastard
DALLAS20: one day
DALLAS20: i hope to grow up
DALLAS20: and be lucky like you
DALLAS20: you’re my hero
CEDR137: gl

then :

DALLAS20: youre awesome
CEDR137: thank you
CEDR137: wanna reload for me ?
DALLAS20: nah I can’t beat luck…you’re awesomely lucky
CEDR137: if u say so
CEDR137: must be the truth!
DALLAS20: it is the truth
CEDR137: gg sir anyway
DALLAS20: calling reraise with A10 and floppin the nuts to a set
CEDR137: :slight_smile:
DALLAS20: tell me that **** wasnt ****** luck
DALLAS20: you lucky smily *****
DALLAS20: **** you
CEDR137: :slight_smile:

I love HU.

c’est ca le poker quand tout va bien on se fait de l’argent mais aussi des amis :laugh: :laugh: