Salut à tous,
Tout à l’heure j’ai rencontré Monsieur Glaplusgrossechancedecocudelaplaneteetjesuistellementconquejerestealatablepensantquecavadurer Alain
J’ai joué 92 mains contre lui. Ses stats : 81.52/35.87/3.03 et Went to show 45.80…
Table de 6 joueurs sur Everest. Avant que je pose ma blind, il a déjà montré des mains douteuses…
Par soucis de lisibilité, je ne mets que nos infos à tous les deux. Duel…
1/
Seat 3: Personne ($24.60)
Seat 5: canneys ($91.79)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Personne [##Ks ##Qh]
Personne raises to $0.90
canneys raises to $1.55
Personne calls $0.65
*** FLOP *** [##10h ##Jd ##Jc]
Personne checks
canneys bets $3.50
Personne calls $3.50
*** TURN *** [##10s]
Personne bets $3.15
canneys raises to $6.30
Personne folds
canneys shows [##Ah ##Qd]
*** SUMMARY ***
canneys shows [##Ah ##Qd]
canneys collects $16.00
La je me dis : Ok c’est un gambler de merde, on va bien rigoler…
2/ 5 min après. Il a encore montré des mains foireuses…
Seat 3: Personne ($23.70)
Seat 5: canneys ($102.54)
Personne posts the big blind of $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Personne [##Ad ##Qc]
canneys calls $0.25
sanxurxo calls $0.25
Personne raises to $1.15
canneys calls $0.90
*** FLOP *** [##10h ##3c ##Ah]
Personne bets $1.75
canneys raises to $3.50
Personne raises to $5.25
canneys raises to $18.45
Personne raises to $22.55, and is all-in
canneys calls $4.10
Personne shows [##Ad ##Qc]
canneys shows [##As ##Td]
*** TURN *** [##Ks]
*** RIVER *** [##2c]
canneys shows [##As ##Td]
Personne shows [##Ad ##Qc]
canneys collects $45.80
3/ Il distribue encore « son » fric aux autres…
Seat 3: Personne ($21.70)
Seat 5: canneys ($119.24)
canneys posts the small blind of $0.15
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Personne [##Qd ##Qc]
sanxurxo calls $0.25
Personne raises to $1.15
canneys raises to $2.05
Personne raises to $6.65
canneys calls $4.60
*** FLOP *** [6d Kd Ks]
canneys checks
Personne bets $13.80
canneys raises to $27.60
Personne calls $1.25, and is all-in
canneys shows [##Qs ##Kc]
Personne shows [##Qd ##Qc]
*** TURN *** [5h]
*** RIVER *** [As]
4/ :huh:
Seat 4: Shocktailer ($26.10)
Seat 5: canneys ($127.34)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Shocktailer raises to $0.90
canneys calls $0.90
*** FLOP *** [##3d ##8s ##6h]
Shocktailer raises to $3.60
canneys raises to $6.95
Shocktailer calls $3.35
*** TURN *** [##Ah]
Shocktailer bets $18.25, and is all-in
canneys calls $18.25
Shocktailer shows [##Ts ##Td]
canneys shows [##6s ##Ac]
*** RIVER *** [##Qs]
canneys collects $50.85
5/ La main juste après 
Seat 3: Personne ($23.95)
Seat 5: canneys ($152.09)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Personne [##Jd ##Js]
Personne raises to $0.90
canneys calls $0.90
*** FLOP *** [##3d ##9h ##Qc]
Personne bets $1.45
canneys raises to $2.90
Personne calls $1.45
*** TURN *** [##10h]
Personne checks
canneys bets $8.00
Personne raises to $20.15, and is all-in
canneys calls $12.15
Personne shows [##Jd ##Js]
canneys shows [##Jc ##Qs]
*** RIVER *** [##2s]
canneys collects $45.90
6/
Seat 1: sanxurxo ($72.55)
Seat 3: Personne ($23.25)
Seat 5: canneys ($170.54)
canneys posts the big blind of $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Personne [##Th ##2d] 
sanxurxo calls $0.25
Personne raises to $1.15
canneys raises to $2.05
sanxurxo raises to $7.45
Personne folds
canneys calls $5.40
*** FLOP *** [##Kc ##Qd ##7s]
canneys bets $16.20
sanxurxo calls $16.20
*** TURN *** [##6h]
canneys bets $48.60
sanxurxo folds
Uncalled bet of $48.60 returned to canneys
canneys shows [##4c ##Kd]
*** SUMMARY ***
canneys shows [##4c ##Kd]
canneys collects $46.20
7/
Seat 4: Shocktailer ($25.15)
Seat 5: canneys ($172.34)
Shocktailer posts the small blind of $0.15
canneys posts the big blind of $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Personne [##6s ##6d]
Personne raises to $0.90
Shocktailer raises to $2.95
canneys calls $2.70
Personne calls $2.05
*** FLOP *** [##3h ##2c ##Ah]
Shocktailer bets $22.20, and is all-in
canneys calls $22.20
Personne folds c’est des fous !!!
Shocktailer shows [##As ##Qh]
canneys shows [##3d ##4c]
*** TURN *** [##5c]
*** RIVER *** [##6h]
canneys collects $51.25
8/ Ensuite il redistribue trois caves à tous le monde et voici ce que je lui mets dans la tête :
Seat 3: Personne ($24.75) légèrement énervé…
Seat 5: canneys ($198.44)
Personne posts the small blind of $0.15
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Personne [##4d ##8s]
canneys raises to $0.90
Personne calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [##6d ##Jh ##5c]
Personne bets $2.05
canneys calls $2.05
*** TURN *** [##7h]
Personne bets $6.15
canneys raises to $12.30
Personne raises to $21.80, and is all-in
canneys calls $9.50
Personne shows [##4d ##8s]
canneys shows [##Th ##9d]
*** RIVER *** [Qc]
Personne collects $47.75 HAHAHHAHAHAH je suis diabolique !!!
et celle-là tu la sens bien ?
Seat 3: Personne ($49.55)
Seat 5: canneys ($182.79)
Personne posts the small blind of $0.15
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Personne [##Js ##Jc]
canneys calls $0.25
Personne raises to $1.40
canneys calls $1.15
*** FLOP *** [##6h ##Jd ##8h]
Personne checks
canneys checks
*** TURN *** [##3d]
Personne bets $3.05
canneys raises to $6.10
Personne raises to $12.05
canneys calls $5.95
*** RIVER *** [##8c]
Personne bets $8.15
canneys raises to $16.30
Personne raises to $36.10, and is all-in
canneys calls $19.80
Personne shows [##Js ##Jc]
canneys shows [##5s ##3h]
*** SUMMARY ***
Personne shows [##Js ##Jc]
canneys shows [##5s ##3h]
Personne collects $96.35
[i]Cher canneys,
Je t’écris ces quelques mots pour te dire à quel point j’ai grande hâte de te retrouver très vite sur une table de poker…
Ton Personne
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: [/i]

